Save the Orphans But…
I thought I was the only one who’s absolutely sick of the fuss over Brangelina, their traipses all over the world with their multi-racial kids and the birth of what could possibly be the most gorgeous baby in the world, being the offspring of 2 genetically gifted parents.
Well, it turns out that more and more people are realizing how hypocritical this Brangelina-mania is. Don’t get me wrong. I have always admired Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie individually as actors. I think they totally deserve the acclaim they’ve gotten all these years for amazing work. I also think that Angelina’s endeavors to help the world become a better place by saving orphans and refugees is praiseworthy. It totally makes her a woman of (beautiful) form and substance.
While it is good that Angelina has managed to recruit someone along with her to her do-gooder crusade in saving the world, I am firmly opposed to the husband stealing part of her personality. (You only need to steal someone’s husband once to be called a husband-stealer). Clearly she is a complex character; twice divorced from Jonny Lee Miller and Billy Bob Thornton, french-kissed her brother in an awards ceremony, one with a track record of publicity stunts. I do not believe her humanitarian efforts are publicity stunts though. Her motives could actually stem from genuine compassion. This has turned her image around from bad girl to a wholesome motherly figure. Apparently, the trend in Hollywood right now is single women adopting kids but this is another story…
Anyway, I think it’s obvious that adultery has been committed. Brad Pitt, shame on you, not only for leaving your wife for another woman but for also not speaking up in defense of your ex-wife. You two can go on and build a united colors of brangelina family. Save the orphans, feed the hungry but steal your neighbor’s spouse.
Can I wear my Team Jennifer shirt now?
